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The "Eat What You're Given Or Its The Wooden Spoon" Funny Khaki Apron | Adjustable Neck & 3 Pockets
The "Eat What You're Given Or Its The Wooden Spoon" Funny Khaki Apron | Adjustable Neck & 3 Pockets
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Establish dominance in the kitchen.
Skip the chaos of picky eaters and mealtime mutiny — this handcrafted apron declares who’s in charge. The bold front slogan, “You’ll eat what you’re given or it’s the wooden spoon!”, brings nostalgic humor and instant authority to your kitchen or BBQ.
Made from a durable cotton/poly blend in tactical khaki, this apron hides stains and looks good doing it. It features two large front pockets (for tools, snacks, or emergency beer) and one small pocket for your phone or secret chocolate stash. The adjustable neck strap with three metal buttons ensures a comfortable fit for just about any chef.
Whether you’re hosting Sunday dinner, commanding the holiday roast, or asserting your culinary supremacy, this apron proves that diplomacy ends at the chopping board.
Perfect For
- Home chefs with zero tolerance for complaints
- BBQ or Sunday dinner commanders
- Funny kitchen gift for parents or partners
Disclaimer: Wearing this apron doesn’t guarantee perfect flavor — just fewer complaints.
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Details
Color: Tactical Khaki
Material: Durable cotton/poly blend (machine‑washable)
Pockets: 2 large front, 1 small front pocket
Strap system: Adjustable neck strap with 3 metal buttons
Slogan: "You’ll Eat What You’re Given or It’s the Wooden Spoon!"
Size: One size fits most
Gaurantee
All of our handmade products have a 12 month guarantee against materials or workmanship.
Care Instructions
Clean using warm unscented soapy water and allow to air dry standing up. Depending on usage, apply food safe mineral oil and or board butter every 1 to 3 months. For further details, have a look here.
Never soak in water or place in a dishwasher.